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MUH RUSSIAN HACKERS!!!!1111 and Other Left-Wing Fairy Tales

The united states election process was not ‘hacked by Russians’. Trump was not made president by rampant ‘fake news’ sites. There is a very simple and easy explanation for why these claims are cropping up now and being disseminated by the same media and political organizations that have blatantly lied and got everything wrong for years.

Flashback, who were the ones who gave George Bush the information that Saddam totes had WMDs, thereby justifying the Iraq war? The CIA. Keep in mind that unlike the FBI, which is harder to compromise, with things like the Patriot Act in place it wasn’t had to federalize the CIA in such a way that it now answers to the pleasure of the president. Georgia and other states are saying that the DHS were the ones tampering with the voting machines and have even began an investigation into this. If you consider programs like PRISM, exposed by Snowden, it becomes pretty easy to see how the NSA, CIA, and DHS are all tied together into one mass-surveillance apparatus that, as is the case with too much power concentrated into too few hands, can be easily swayed into saying or doing whatever it takes to maintain the status quo.

Rare footage of the Russian Hacker known as ‘4Chan’ on election night!

After Iraq I stopped trusting, even to a small degree, the press. I also by the same token refused to ever trust the CIA when it comes to telling the truth about current events. Neither should you. So utter was the failure, so complete the deception. In many ways the deceptions from the 2000s moving forward have snowballed all the current events leading up to everything we’re facing now as a result. From the destabilization, to ISIS, to the ‘Migrant’ Crisis. All of these things were caused by and predicated on both the deceivers (the US Government and Intelligence Agencies) and the propagators of the deception (The Corporate Media who refused to ask the tough questions). It is the job of the press to keep the government in check, these media corporations in many cases are the government – tied to the system inexorably through lobbyists, foundations, and bankrolling special interest groups. The current press, in it’s sad shape, is little more than a donor-maintained propaganda mill. There is literally – and that is a literal literally – no reason to ever trust the corporate media. The lies they have propagated and refused to report on have cost more lives than I think anyone can fully appreciate at this point.

That being said, I doubt this current propaganda campaign – and that’s exactly what this is – of ‘muh Russian hackers’ is something by which is being done with the intended goal of overturning the election results via the electoral college. If that actually happened it would be chaos on an unprecedented level. Of all the things that could happen Civil War might be a real possibility at this point, things could very easily spiral completely out of control. The left, I also believe, would not want that outcome because they would lose handily. It’s a suicidal and stupid option, they won’t try it. If the goal of all this propaganda is not to overturn the result, as I believe, then allow me to provide for you an alternate explanation.

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The Dumbpire Strikes Back: Fake News, Internet Censorship, and The End of the EU

I did another lazycast!  Yay!  Before I post the link I want to share a couple of thoughts not included in it.

One of the things I think is important to bear in mind about the current neo-communist leftwing movement is that they will always double down.  I remember lurking on the Occupy Orlando, our local branch of the hilariously inept ‘Occupy’ Movement that went from being about corporate corruption and money in politics to safe spaces, trigger warnings, microagressions, muh social justice fairly rapidly.  While I was there, I never posted, but as time went on and the ‘movement’ went further and further off the rails they started praising Chairman Mao and calling for a full communist revolution.  These people couldn’t hold a park in downtown Orlando but somehow they were gonna form the new red guard and march on … somewhere and do… something.  Maybe.  Assuming said something was within enough distance of a Starbucks so they could get that sweet sweet wifi.

I can see it now, a machine army of beta nu-males with scarves and those fucking bottle cap glasses they all wear goose-stepping down the street with AR-15s slung over their shoulders, behind them in a rascal scooter their shared lover, a giant purple haired landwhale who is far more masculine and aggressive than any one of them will be barks marching orders.  Truly, the stuff of nightmares.  I do find it really amusing that now they are talking about armed revolution, Salon suggesting today that they should form communist militias, when these were the very same people who have spent countless amounts of time and effort saying that the rightwingers are nuts for wanting guns to overthrow the government should it turn tyrannical.  The dual hypocrisy is not lost on me, believe me.  The left, in most of these hyper echo chambers I’ve seen, have decided to go full communist.  Bless their hearts.

So I present my latest lazycast, which I have dubbed the CommieCast, about the wonders of the EU falling, White Privilege, and how the left doesn’t seem to understand how badly they are losing.

Click on the FUCKING WHITE MALE for this wondrous noncast.

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Post Election Rent-A-Riots: Tendies Edition (Sponsored by George Soros)

“Anybody not willing to accept the results of an election is a danger to democracy.” – Hillary Clinton

Lets just add the above quote to the seemingly never-ending list of things Hillary Clinton regrets at this moment. I’m sure if the people in the streets were reminded of this quote that the irony would be entirely lost of them and they would, doubtlessly, continue ‘protesting’ over legitimately losing an election in the CURRENT YEAR.  After all, most of them are doing it for a paycheck.

If you think this electio’s results were going to stop the regressive leftists and violent protests… well you haven’t been paying attention.  The doubling down has indeed already begun.  Therefore, I decided to weigh in a bit on this new round of paid protests and riots sponsored by our favorite globalist economy crasher – George Soros.

Does anyone know how many votes holding a mass produced sign counts for?  It has to be like, a million right guys?!  #NeverTrump #StillWithHer #BasketOfDeplorables #REEEEEEEEE

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RIP Crooked Hillary Clinton


Soak it in.  The event that no one in the media said could happen, just happened.

I bet none of you motherfuckers thought I was right.  I bet you thought I was full of shit in my prediction that he will win in a landslide.  What I didn’t expect, was an electoral landslide and not a popular vote one… but hell I’ll take what I can get at this point.

Too bad my dudes, you can’t gloat over me now.  Click on the crying Hillary supporters for a special post election lazycast, this time with 10x the sniffing into the microphone.

We beat the big banks, the party elites from the Republicans and Democrats, ended the Clinton and the Bush families political dynasties, overcame the corrupt media, and now there’s actually a chance for the first time in my life for someone to go to DC and do something about the corruption that’s been allowed to fester there for decades.

Nothing can rob me of my smile at this moment.  Nothing.

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Final Thoughts on the 2016 Election

Rather than write yet another painstakingly researched and referenced article only to have all my sources ignored by lazy philistines…. philistines I say!  I decided to instead record my thoughts.  Since I’m working on NoReMo again this year with a new story that I will be posting to the site at the end of the month I don’t have the time and frankly it’s too hard to keep up with the chaos clusterfuck that is this election. 

Click on the picture of the happy papa Trumpu (or for the liberals lurking in the audience Orange ‘Literally’ Hitler) to download this exciting, lazily edited, and final magical edition of Nonpersons election 2016 coverage.

Because I can actually back up what I say with facts I’ll drop a few links here covering some of the things I talk about in this semi-podcast.

Wikileaks central for the DNC Leaks about rigging the primaries:


Wikileaks central for the Podesta emails showing PAC collusion, media collusion, smear campaign tactics, human trafficking links, and more:


A list of some of the better wikileaks revelations can be found here: 


Partisan links to the Trump reddit that wikileaks verified on Twitter to be valid information about the possible human trafficking connections of the Clinton Foundation:

Part 1 – I believe I have connected a convicted child abductor who was caught stealing children in Haiti with the Clintons

Part 2 – From the anon who brought you the Laura Silsby connection: I have uncovered a pedophile with links to Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, David Brock, George Soros, Marina Abramovic and the Podestas

A great video about who John Podesta is by an amazing (and beautiful) investigative reporter I have a lot of respect for, Abby Martin:

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Correct the Record: The Online Arm of the Clinton Machine

Correct the Record is a super PAC in the Clinton Camp this election cycle.  It is, by far, one of the worst things about Clinton.  It may, in fact, be the worst thing.  I’m not going to go on and on about Hillary’s various problems or all the myriad ways that she is so utterly, irredeemably corrupt.  Frankly I don’t have to.  This issue of CTR and it’s activities should tell you everything you need to know about what is in store for all of us is Madam President should gain holds of the reigns of power.

This is what CTR’s function is according to their twitter feed:

Meet your friendly neighborhood Thought Police.

Of course words and actions are different. 

DNC staffer/Sanders supporter Seth Rich.

There are many rumors surrounding the Clinton Machine.  When the Gotti family – the famous Super Mob Syndicate – was being brought down by the feds you heard of all sorts of ‘mysterious deaths.’  ‘Suicides’ consisting of multiple gunshot wounds to the back, people being killed in tragic barbell ‘accidents’, getting hit by trains on their morning commute, muggings where the victim was shot repeatedly and yet nothing was stolen, etc.  Oh I’m sorry, those cases were the Clintons.  It seems awfully convenient that whenever the Clintons are in trouble and a witness is about to testify or a whistle blower speaks out they suddenly commit ‘suicide’.  A DNC staffer who leaked the documents that were oh so embarrassing for Hill and the DNC during the convention, named Seth Rich, is the focus of this article.  He’s the last one on that hit list.  He was shot to death in a ‘mugging’ where nothing was stolen.

When the Mafia did this sort of thing, it was intended to send a message.  That message usually being that you better keep your mouths shut or this poor bastard might be you.  In the case of all the murders, ‘suicides’, and accidents that seem to magically benefit one group of people in particular, the Clintons, you can be rest assured that the message is no different.  Play ball or we remove you from the game. 

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The Anti-Defamation League and Pepe: Setting the Narrative

That’s right, it’s yet another Pepe the Frog related article within a month.  If you were to tell me a year ago that I would ever dedicate any effort whatsoever into chronicling the life and times of a cartoon frog I would have probably stared at you as though a giant floppy neon pink dildo was growing out of the center of your forehead.  As if you transformed in front of my very eyes into the legendary… Cockicorn, Dickicorn maybe?  Dongicorn.  Either way I’d probably have doubted very seriously that people would actually try to use Pepe of all things to set a narrative about a secret spooky cult of white supremacist boogiemen lurking deep on the interwebs.  

This morning someone pointed me to this headline from the fine folks over at the Clinton News Network aka CNN.

After conniption fits of laughter we at Nonpersons would like to assure you that this is not some fever dream and that unfortunately you are wide awake and trapped like a rat in the same stupid reality as we all are. 

Look how depressed Pepe looks in that article.  That’s the look of an innocent frog that has had his good reputation dragged through the mud all at the behest of the Clinton Campaign.  Of all the various people that the Clintons have managed to get killed, kill for being witnesses, shame, bomb, embezzle from, cheat out of elections (Hello Comrade Sanders), overthrow, lie to, and abuse… I think Pepe has taken it the hardest.  Look at those big squishy sad frog eyes.  Have you ever seen a more lonely and defeated looking soul in your life?  Where’s the ADL for innocent Memes?

This has got to be the most ridiculously absurd attempts at creating a false narrative that’s ever been used in an election.  Hillary comes out and does a retarded speech about Pepe being a nazi symbol, then the ADL adds it to justify and lend credence to the accusation, and all her little shills in the press that she’s bribed or blackmailed crawl out of the woodwork to report on the alt-right’s scary shadow leader who is apparently… a fucking cartoon frog.  A self-proving accusation and collusion all at once.   When your entire basis for accusing someone of being a racist hinges of their use of an internet meme that you don’t even understand it reeks of desperation.  This has got to be one of the most convoluted attempts at playing the race card ever conceived.

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A Crippling Addiction To Tight Boxers and Poorly Planned Cell Phone Pictures

Whew, this is a really target rich environment we’ve found ourselves in over the past few days.  In the flurry of the recent social media shitstorm that tore through the weekend the situation looks grim.  Skittles are attacking America.  From what I could ascertain with my feeble racist white man brain is that now each bag contains a random assortment of exploding pressure cookers, knife wielding ~lone wolf totally not Islamic~ maniacs, media apologetics, and flavorful candy that sticks to your fillings.  I’m not sure which one of those is worse, but my fillings sure do.

However, we’ll save the talk of the ~religion of peace~ and their ~bomb makers of peace~ and ~agents of peace~ for another time, frankly the amount of effort it’s going to take for me to fully articulate exactly what my opinion on that hot mess is will take substantial effort.   Instead, lets talk about something near and dear to my heart… bad life choices.

Lets explore a hypothetical scenario.  If you nearly had your entire political career destroyed by sending pictures of your coiled purple-headed trouser snake resting snugly in your all-too-tight boxer briefs to random females who may or may not have requested said pictures to begin with, would you do it a second time?  I’m not going to wait for answer, let me just check that off as a ‘Hell no Dr. Repose! It would be physically impossible for someone to both be able to actually function in day to day life without choking to death on air and simultaneously be that unfathomably stupid!’  Well that’s where you are 100% wrong, because pervert alert: Anthony Weiner is on the prowl again.

For accuracy purposes I feel like these images should be flipped to correlate recent events, but fuck it I’m lazy tonight.

Now this is very serious business people and we cannot make jokes about it.  At least we can’t according to some of the half-assed defenses I’ve seen for Mr. Weiner (and trust me there aren’t a whole lot of people defending this man’s stupidity) my personal favorite is the tired and true ‘but he’s a sex addict! He can’t help himself!’

Uh huh.

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Hillary Clinton vs Pepe the Frog

It has taken me about a day and a half to recover enough from the seemingly endless madman cackles of laughter to be able to coherently type this article.  This entire election feels like I’m living in some sort of bizarro version of reality where the rules of common sense and logic no longer apply and we have descended into pure madness.  If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m not much of a drinker nor a user of heavy narcotics I’d almost believe that I was having some sort of drug and or alcohol induced relapse.  It’s actually kind of unfair how insane the following sentence I’m about to type is, because I really want to come up with a joke and but nothing is more amusing than the reality of the situation.

Hillary Clinton had dedicated an entire page on her website to attempting to tie a meme of a cartoon frog that has been on the internet for years to secret Neo-Nazi code used by the fictitious ‘alt-right’ boogeyman that no one has been able to even define.  Let me repeat that so it really sinks in: Hillary Clinton has declared war on a meme of a cartoon frog.

This knee-jerk spasm of sheer stupidity was triggered in part by Trump’s son, Donald Jr. mocking Clinton’s recent statement that half of Trump’s supporters are a ‘basket of deplorables’ by posting a meme on his Instagram account.

This is the meme, or rather, joke that was used as an excuse to try and tie Trump and his family to all being secret Nazis.  Remember, only the left is allowed to make jokes about people on the right, when it happens in reverse you have to call them Nazis.  Period.  No exceptions.  I’m pretty sure that’s a rule somewhere in the DNC manual, right before how to have such insane levels of cognitive dissonance as to accept donations from Saudi Arabia but then simultaneously claim you are champions of womens and homosexuals rights.  Let me also interject to point out once again we are actually having this discussion right now about a presidential campaign.  Meme warfare is real, it’s damn real.

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Chaos in a Bottle - A Critical Look at the Dishonest Press

It’s not hard to see that currently there’s a bit of schism in the media when it comes to political coverage.  For a long time I kinda rolled my eyes at the notion of a ‘liberal media’ and now when I view things through the prism of current events it’s easy to see how conservatives can come believe in it.   That being the case, I don’t really believe in a ‘liberal media.’  What I do believe in, is a corporate media.

This can be no better exemplified than the media’s current jihad against Donald J. Trump and the bullet-shielding they do for Black Lives Matter.  The reporting on these two are like night and day, even though everything they accuse one of the other actually does.

There is so much nonsense floating around in the media about Trump that it’s borderline absurd.  The media has pulled out all the stops to try and derail Trump, and subtlety is not on the menu at this dinner party.  Almost any time they quote the man, they give you edited out-of-context versions of what he’s saying.  Hillary Clinton has been caught blatantly colluding with major news organizations going so far as to have reporters and TV personalities run their transcripts through campaign management for approval.  Google, Twitter, and Facebook kill any pro-trump trending topics and hashtags, ban users who speak against the current leftist ‘progressive’ agenda, and generally disrupt the echo chamber.  Reddit, spare one sub is entirely over-ran with paid Clinton operatives from Correct the The Record to the point where they have been blatantly banning people and mass-deleting posts for talking about any current events that inconvenience the leftist narrative.  Any act of Islamic terrorism or BLM riots gets shut down and silenced, as a matter of fact of all the major sites censorship Reddit is practically the Clinton camp’s Ministry of Truth.

A good example of quotes taken out of context is the constantly belabored, “but he said to knock out protestors.”   Huh, okay then I guess Trump really is teh Hitlers…

Unless you know… you actually see what the man said prior to that, which of course they don’t report.  Here is the full quote, in video format for your pleasure.

In this video, which the poster of even tries to spin but at least has the decency to not edit, you can clearly see he’s telling them that if they see a protestor about to throw things at them … which is assault by the way… to knock them out.  Telling people to defend themselves from triggered snowflakes does not translate to ‘assault every protestor you see plz I’ll pay.’  That’s not, however, what many people believe happened and you can thank a combination of media and personal biases for that.

The more I watch Trump and his speeches, the more I notice the reporting afterwards always seems to be telling a polar opposite tale.  Trump is the fascist for telling people to defend themselves, but the left isn’t fascist for sending people to rallies like in California or Chicago to assault Trump supporters?  Going so far as to bus in these angry mobs of paid agitators and have their allies in the press cover it up under a blanket of deceit and editing tricks.  I hate to break it to you fence sitters and others who are still stuck in the ‘republicans are always more evil than democrats’ mindset, but the right isn’t the violent side.

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