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Follow-up Piece: Are Women better than Men? Ask…. um… this person.

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While searching for a good photo of Dick Masterson – Professional Chauvinist to tack onto my previous article, I came across what is apparently (and was inevitably) a site designed to “fight back” against www.menarebetterthanwomen.com.  What is the name of this counter-site you ask?  Well duh.  It’s http://womenrbetterthanmen.wordpress.com/.  Now ignoring the fact that the grammar in the URL is fucked, the basic concept of a retaliatory project designed (presumably) by a female sounded interesting, so I gave it a quick once over.  I wish I hadn’t.

First off, this is, in fact, not a good idea on any level.  Reasons for that being:

  • The term “Don’t feed the trolls” applies to the original message from Mr. Masterson, and if you were trying to prove that women react angrily and predictably to his kind of rampant jackass behavior, then jacktheterrier (the author of the blog) has succeeded.
  • The intelligence level of the author in question is most certainly not that of a person that either gender would want representing them.  For example, the list of reasons why women are better than men actually make Dick look right about what he said, including moronic statements that only gel with his theories such as:

9th. Men are sugar daddy’s, ATMs, cash machines, piggy banks, bank accounts and so forth

1st. We don’t pay for sex, you do (and we’ll never have to) (editors note: the definition of a WHORE is a woman who fucks for money)

Both of these pretty much give Dick a big old pat on the shoulder and tell him that his opinion about women is even shared by women (in addition to women who actually have the initials to his site sharpied on their tits and see nothing self-depreciating about doing so).

I was saddened to see that some women are simply prepared to make themselves look like idiots at the gender’s expense.

Another couple good bits I saw in 5 whole fucking minutes of scanning this retard’s site:

12th. Gay men are effeminate hence better friends with us women and thus have a greater chance of getting into our pants than you sexist, women-hating men – (maybe you men want to start wearing a little more pink?)

You know what?  I don’t even think I need to go into detail on this one.  Next.

Oh Dick, Dick, Dick. Hillary is a disgrace to women you say?  She couldn’t please Bill you say?  Wrong.  Bill couldn’t please Hillary.  In reality, Hillary would have left Bill and took half his money long before Monica Lewinsky came sniffing around.

What?  Maybe someone should inform jacktheterrier (quite possibly a man trying to make women look bad with this horribly written pile of crap) that reality is the stuff that did happen.  Obviously in reality, Hillary didn’t do jack shit and stayed with Bill.  You know what?  Why am I even bothering?  Fucking dumbass.

Women of the internet, you need to find a different approach.. and if you can’t, at least find different spokespeople.  Grade: Fail +

- Wells

Yeah so I got lazy in Google Images.  Sue me.

Yeah so I got lazy in Google Images. Sue me.



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