I took a picture of myself making a stupid face, a hobby of mine when I’m extremely bored. Which, thanks to ADD is almost every waking moment of my life.
This is the picture in question…
I told my girlfriend, that this is the face when I’m behind her… doing, well, you know.
It’s my as a so delightfully put it, ‘nutting face.’ I only took the picture and told her that to horrify her because I find terrorizing her to be an extremely amusing hobby. For kicks I also sent it to The Warden, who… unexpectedly turned it into a sketch last night, behold:
An excellent sketch, if I do say so myself. Notice the dignity he brings to my protruding forehead, my squinted eyes, my flared nostrils, my horse-teeth biting into my lower lip, the way I scrunch my neck up giving me the illusion of having double-chin. They should just take the Mona Lisa down, burn it in the town square, and replace it with this majestic masterpiece. I dub this work of art ‘Le Repose In A State of Coital Rapture.’
Then I thought to myself, that I look sort of demented. Which led to this conversation….
Mister Repose: I’m gonna have to use this on the site at some point.
Mister Repose: ‘Artists rendition of my O face.’
wardenwells: Put the text next to it in fancy old letters..
wardenwells: VERILY I HATH SPLURTED
Mister Repose: I’d give you mad propz of course.
wardenwells: yeah it turned out great for doing it in less than an hour
wardenwells: I like sketching
Mister Repose: haha, god it looks so much funnier drawn like that.
wardenwells: god I love this pic lol
wardenwells: I feel great about my art lately
wardenwells: learning new shit and techniques etc. too
Mister Repose: Show it to everyone.
wardenwells: gettin teh compliments.
Mister Repose: Say… this is Lard Cheesedick’s final form.
Mister Repose: Nostrildamus Omega
wardenwells: I even drew the mole
wardenwells: that’s your weak point
wardenwells: you have to fly a star destroyer into it 3 times
Mister Repose: You have to use ICE 3 on my mole to lower my chinflaps for critical hits.
Mister Repose: HAHAHAHAHA
wardenwells: imagine if you were that big.. making that face
Mister Repose: I would nut on the world.
wardenwells: ready to drench a planet in.. goo
Mister Repose: It’d be like the final battle with Kefka.
Mister Repose: You’d start at my moles and chinflaps, work up to my deadly horseteeth, then my nostrals of doom, finally facing my all-powerful forhead and hairline.
wardenwells: nostrils of doom.. shit lol
Mister Repose: If Danger saw this pic, she would shit her depends in fear.
wardenwells: your splurt cinema would last 45 minutes and ALWAYS be performed twice in a row.
Mister Repose: It’d show my love lava hitting the sun and causing it to erupt into a supernova.
Mister Repose: Complete with latin chanting.
Mister Repose: DEUS DOMINUS NOSTRALIS! HA HA NOSTRALIS!
wardenwells: I open it in FF and there’s so much white space to the right of you.. it’s like you ate the internet. Scary.
Mister Repose: I should put FF sprites in the white space, and then have one of them attacking me and a ‘9999′ popping up above my head.
Mister Repose: I’ll do that tomorrow.
Well, this is the result of that glorious endeavor…
Mister Repose: I’m the secret boss in the cosmic rape dungeon.
Mister Repose: You must fight my huge balls first, before you can face the ultimate challenge of Lard Cheesedick.
wardenwells: and a little word bubble pops up above your head that says “Ha ha, you thought you were defeating my balls to get to me, but you were only turning me on for my final orgasmic attack”
Mister Repose: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wardenwells: they were beating on your balls til you made that face
wardenwells: that’s wrong..
Mister Repose: That’s italian!
Mister Repose: It’s actually a trick, you get annihilated by the cosmic nut butter strike, but the chicks only pass out from orgasmic pleasure, so after I roll over and fall asleep they revive the party and defeat me.
wardenwells: that’s actually the most insulting victory one can get playing an RPG.
Mister Repose: I can’t believe I’ve spent the last 2 hours working on that, lol.
wardenwells: you roll over and they start firing magic up your ass until you explode.
Mister Repose: I explode alright.
Yeah, it’s been a dull week. Gotta keep myself amused somehow.
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