Comments on: Digital Nightmares – HACK EDITION

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Thu, 13 May 2010 01:28:47 +0000

Yup. That Kaizo Mario was shat out by Satan himself. If anyone can beat that game, they officially have no life. .-= Qelqoth´s last blog ..Upper Paleolithic Social Networking =-.

By: The Warden

The Warden — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:30:38 +0000

Holy shit. I searched on Google and got a Youtube vid. I wouldn’t last five minutes in that fucking thing… it’s more sadistic than Battletoads.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86NLwCYXfk

Ahahahahaha!!

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:17:46 +0000

Returning to the discussion of hacked ROMs: Kaizo Mario. Look it up because THAT is a digital nightmare. .-= Qelqoth´s last blog ..Upper Paleolithic Social Networking =-.

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:06:48 +0000

I’ve been busy enjoying my lovely PS3. I enjoyed it so much that I forgot pwngreenland expired. Oh well. Blogging on MySpace isn’t so bad. A bit basic but it works for me. Mind you, it does have a reputation for its users having the worst profiles since Geocities.

Mostly every profile on there looks like a bucket of snot. YouTube clips auto-play over Lady Gaga playlists and PhotoBucket likes to inform people that the user’s picture is broken because they’ve forgotten to update their cerebrum.

Still, at least it’s better than FAILCatalog, right?
.-= Qelqoth´s last blog ..Upper Paleolithic Social Networking =-.

By: The Warden

The Warden — Wed, 12 May 2010 20:17:57 +0000

Will do. Damn, I wondered where the hell you got to. I see you’re publishing on a site that has less chance of being hacked to oblivion, though it’s a good choice for if you’re wanting views and comments and the like.

By: Qelqoth

Qelqoth — Wed, 12 May 2010 12:43:58 +0000

Holy fucking shit, this was hilarious. I've had the pleasure of playing some of these hacked ROMs. Check out MegaFag. My god, what a fucking abomination. .-= Qelqoth´s last blog ..Upper Paleolithic Social Networking =-.

By: Mr. Repose

Mr. Repose — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:43:18 +0000

Okay listen, Pussy City Pimps…. that was me. I wrote that. I uh… took a writing job for a few bucks from some guy who wanted to make RCR characters ‘sexy’ and he told me about his brilliant idea of Pussy City. It sounded like a great idea to me, mostly because this conversation took place at a bar and I was seriously hammered at the time.

The character HORNY was meant to be more dramatic, she was named that by her father who molested her repeatedly. She was a drug mule and a hermaphrodite (you heard me) who was trying to escape her life of whoredom by running away to Tijuana, then thePimps kidnapped her! You play her father in the game, torn between the conflict of the wrongs you’ve done and your love for your daughter (and the cocaine you stuffed in her womb that you need before the the cartels come to murder you) you were supposed to walk a dark path between redemption and damnation where in the end you would have to face your crimes one way or another.

Alas, uh, this idea seemed good only when drunk (and I may have had some blow I don’t remember it was a crazy night) and seeing the final finished project makes me realize one thing. Don’t write while drunk. EVER. Laughs.

By: jeen

jeen — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:48:28 +0000

This is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. “Pussy City Pimps is almost as bad as Lady in the Water…” you make that sound like a failure, as in it should have been as bad. Laughs…