The following conversation occured at exactly 6am, bear in mind this late at night and this tired, well… we get a little retarded.
Mister Repose
this
is
what
i
would
do
with
the
united
states
defense
budget
wardenwells
lol wut
Mister Repose
sharks
with muthafuckin lasers
on thier heads
wardenwells
how do they shoot them, or are they on all the time?
Mister Repose
always on!
wardenwells
LOL
Mister Repose
THE SEAS WILL BE A CRIMSON FLOOD OF BLOOD AND RED HOT LASER
hahaha
i just thought of something really fucking funny
okay picture this
like…
a navy seal is underwater
and he’s swimming with his scuba gear on
he goes through like this elaborate cave system
and finally he sees a ladder in the distance and like and underwater dock
and just when he thinks he’s got into my layer
like….
all these laser dots show up on his chest like they show in action flicks right?
so he puts his hands up to surrender assuming that i have some sort of underwater harpoon squad or some shit
and then….
his eyes widen as like 20 sharks of various types come out of the darkness and start to maul him! hahaha
they’d never see it coming
wardenwells
oh god
surprise!
Mister Repose
oh god i’m lolin
wardenwells
you know what I’d do..
I’d put lasers on puppies. When the puppies go rushing to meet the intruders, they won’t be able to kill them, but the lasers will cut them in half.
Mister Repose
hahaha
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