» Mr. Repose

Televangelist

Mr. Repose — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:11:01 +0000

It's not hard to even argue like this man, hell anyone can do it, he's an example. Go up to one of your friends and make a random wild claim about them, the less sense it makes the better. Example: Insert friend name here, isn't it true you rape babies and then use their spinal fluid as invisible ink in Satanic rituals you preform in an attempt to bring Stalin's ghost back to life to destroy America? [...]

Sharks With Lasers on Their Heads

Mr. Repose — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 10:32:53 +0000

THE SEAS WILL BE A CRIMSON FLOOD OF BLOOD AND RED HOT LASER [...]

‘No Hero’

Mr. Repose — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:28:30 +0000

"I think in relationships, especially long ones, people tend to believe that they love someone when in fact they only love certain aspects of their personality and so in a very passive-aggressive way try to bend them towards their will. Which leads to friction, which leads to arguing, which if not confronted leads to either a kind of bitter acceptance or total failure of said relationship. Of course that's just my particular experience on the subject, it also may have something to do with some people being inherently cowardly or unwilling to assert their own will and so succumbs to a sort of domination by the other party." [...]

Bangoria Tour Guide – The BEARMASTER

Mr. Repose — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:27:20 +0000

The BEARMASTER skates into battle, on roller blades forged in the darkest mountain and infused with the blood of two liches, a red dragon, and a werebear. The skates, as he rolls across the land, leave a perpetual bloody streak on the ground, to signify that the BEARMASTER has been there. His weapons are two bears, that are attached to whips. The bears are named Cuddles and Fuzzywuzzy. In battle the BEARMASTER skates doing flips and turns while wiping his mighty whip bears into foes, causing them to suffer an instant mauling. [...]

Retarded Inventors

Mr. Repose — Sat, 08 May 2010 05:14:02 +0000

Sometimes a combo product can be useful, like, say the swiss army knife. Other times, combining two things together can only lead to great accident potential. Factor in the chance that stupid people are going to buy said products and pretty soon you’re bound to get someone fucking hurt.

With that being said the device I’m talking [...]

ADD Block

Mr. Repose — Sun, 02 May 2010 05:26:35 +0000

Over the course of the last month several things have been going on in rapid succession that have, in many ways left me scrambled, confused and otherwise ducking for mental cover. Primarily when events spiral out of control I find that writing is the only way to be able to sit down, structure them, and put them in a logical order so that I can understand them. Keep in mind that I have ADD, and being a stubborn bastard I refuse to seek medication or to seek other forms of release, such as therapy. I do this mostly because, well, I feel that ADD is part of who I am, and therefore, being a logical and reasonable person I should be able to adjust or work around it without it destroying my life in the process. The thing about me is that, well, I want to solve my own problems, in my own way. [...]

Black Holes and Resolutions

Mr. Repose — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:48:20 +0000

There was definitely something missing from the narrative. It seemed, to put it mildly, disingenuous; but I couldn't place my finger on why exactly that was the case until a conversation with a friend of mine that broached the subject of the book's progress. He looked at me deadpan and said, "this character sounds like he has a lot in common with you." That's when it dawned on me. I had been writing this book as though the main character and I were the same person, and therefore his narrative is really my narrative. How I would react to these situations, or at least how I'd like to think I'd react. The problem with the finished draft was the narritive style, it was all wrong for the character and who he was. So this re-tooling has been interesting because now I'm trying to say it like another person would. [...]

The Gentle Art of Making Enemies – Tales From My Final Web War

Mr. Repose — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:13:03 +0000

That's because, like many trolls and dumb asses that have long flocked to the internet due to it's amazing ability to act as a bullet shield from people finding out how pathetic they are in real life, flamers are horribly insecure and thus have to turtle into little safe harbors where they can form cliques and protect themselves from other trolls who smell blood in the water and people who know how to hit them back. This leads to an almost hilarious tendency for them to think that they are bullet proof, their words, being hollow, are often posted condemning their latest targets on their own web sites. I suppose their believe was that by simply saying a version of the truth that is obviously rendered from the point of view of a delusional egomaniac, that they have scored points over people they provoke. [...]

Radio Silence

Mr. Repose — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:57:12 +0000

Monolithic Horizon started a long time ago, when I was around the age of twenty. Sure other stories have come along and I've worked on shorts and played with a few chapters here and there for the hell of it, for a break, for whatever. But the end result is that the book was never finished, I just sat on it. I've been delaying finishing it since I started writing it because, I'm dreadfully afraid of failure. It seems as though my preference has been been simply to not try. When you don't try and you fail, at least it's easier. When you work hard for something, when you... for whatever reason, actually care about something and it slips through your fingers or falls apart then it's a lot harder to deal with. At least in my case. [...]

Fate

Mr. Repose — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:09:03 +0000

Last night my little brother was telling me that he had to attend a seminar about how it's important to preserve the oceans, about how it's important to save the whales and such. I found myself laughing. I said that the sun will become too hot to support life on the surface of the planet after a billion years. After two the oceans are going to be boiled and eventually dry up. After the sun turns into a red giant in another few billion years then world will be utterly destroyed, as it sinks into the enlarged sun. Pretty much our entire solar system will be annihilated when that happens. [...]