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ATTN: UR CITE HZ BEN HACKED BY BEARS ON COCAINE!!!!!!

The Warden — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:39:54 +0000

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Guild Wars 2 set to reinvent MMORPGS.

The Warden — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:39:23 +0000

Pioneered primarily by EverQuest way back in 1999, the MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) market skyrocketed to unprecedented heights of popularity with the release and gradual fine-tuning of World of Warcraft, but after many years of WoW’s design system dominating the genre… well, the ‘tried and true’ has become the ‘been there, done that’. [...]

Grind Wars – Secrets of Korean Game Developers Revealed!

The Warden — Sun, 02 May 2010 12:52:39 +0000

It would appear that as a result of NP’s frequently submitted video game-related articles, the site has drawn the attention of gamers around the world, to which we say “Big deal”, but even we were shocked recently to be contacted by a man decked out in stylish fashions who may or may not have claimed to [...]

Evony – or How to trick morons into playing your game with gratutious T&A

The Warden — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 01:31:03 +0000

So if you’ve been on the internet for more than 60 minutes, you’ve already witnessed what are arguably the most hilariously exploitative, dishonest, and just plain bad “free online game” advertisements in history. IN HISTORY. I dare you to find something more pitiful and repugnant than the misleading boobs-a-poppin’ flash/banner ads for Evony, a game that’s [...]

Digital Nightmares – HACK EDITION

The Warden — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 07:35:53 +0000

Digital Nightmares is back with a special edition that our 5 readers will just go nuts over! Now while the 'Nightmares' in Digital Nightmares has, in the past, consistently stood for outrageous difficulty regardless of the quality of gameplay, Hack Edition widens the playing field; the following games are nightmares because of the near-sacrilege it was to have created them in the first place. They are hacks, the definition in this case being: ROMS that have been cosmetically altered to present different characters and/or themes than originally intended. With that out of the way, let's dip into what I found. [...]

The Episode where I rip someone a new asshole.

The Warden — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:12:29 +0000

The personal life of the Warden is fraught with excitement, explosions, and madness, but also brimming with friendship, love and hooters. Once in a while, though, some dopey punching bag tries to mess with this delicate blend of awesomeness and inevitably faces my heady wrath. I say! The story of one such bag begins when I [...]

The complicated tale of Erin Andrews.

The Warden — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:59:12 +0000

LOS ANGELES — An Illinois insurance executive who secretly shot nude videos of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews was sentenced Monday to 2½ years in prison after giving a tearful apology that was harshly rebuked by his victim.

Michael David Barrett pleaded guilty in December to interstate stalking after prosecutors accused him of following the reporter to at least [...]

Death Knights: Not to be taken seriously.

The Warden — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:09:14 +0000

Pros of being a DK: Plate armor Cons of being a DK: Everything else [...]

Seth MacFarlane, you’re not funny. Give it up.

The Warden — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:04:55 +0000

Hey, you know what Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show all have in common? Assuming you’ve even heard of the Cleveland Show by now and have also NOT committed suicide knowing it exists, I’ll tell you: all three are the projects of a guy named Seth MacFarlane. Seth, after an attempt in the 90′s [...]

Hey, why do webcomics suck so much?

The Warden — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:33:51 +0000

It’s a fair question, isn’t it? While it’s true that many of these “authors” are not being paid for their work, and even the ones who are become uncannily lazy in the alluring bask of fame, that’s just no excuse to publish shitty content to your audience simply because you know they have no better expectations [...]