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		<title>Evony &#8211; or How to trick morons into playing your game with gratutious T&amp;A</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So if you&#8217;ve been on the internet for more than 60 minutes, you&#8217;ve already witnessed what are arguably the most hilariously exploitative, dishonest, and just plain bad &#8220;free online game&#8221; advertisements in history.  IN HISTORY.  I dare you to find something more pitiful and repugnant than the misleading boobs-a-poppin&#8217; flash/banner ads for Evony, a game that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vibram FiveFingers KSO &#8211; Footwear for your favorite idiot.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now I was introduced to the following link, which I knew was going to be gold the moment I was asked "Ok, how gay is this?", by one such friend.  I prepared with a strange mix of glee and trepidation for the treasure trove yet to be unveiled when Firefox finally decided to give in load it up.  I was not disappointed.  Feast your eyes on the Vibram brand Fivefingers KSO for men:

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