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Chris Baker is: STAB-PROOF! (not really)

The Warden — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 16:26:50 +0000

Newsflash: In an interesting turn of events, humanity discovered on April 17th of this year that we shouldn't stab people because it can kill them! While perusing the headlines this morning, this story caught my eye. A man has appeared in court to deny the manslaughter of his teenage friend who was knifed while trying on a stab-proof vest. [...]

Televangelist

Mr. Repose — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:11:01 +0000

It's not hard to even argue like this man, hell anyone can do it, he's an example. Go up to one of your friends and make a random wild claim about them, the less sense it makes the better. Example: Insert friend name here, isn't it true you rape babies and then use their spinal fluid as invisible ink in Satanic rituals you preform in an attempt to bring Stalin's ghost back to life to destroy America? [...]

The Gentle Art of Making Enemies – Tales From My Final Web War

Mr. Repose — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:13:03 +0000

That's because, like many trolls and dumb asses that have long flocked to the internet due to it's amazing ability to act as a bullet shield from people finding out how pathetic they are in real life, flamers are horribly insecure and thus have to turtle into little safe harbors where they can form cliques and protect themselves from other trolls who smell blood in the water and people who know how to hit them back. This leads to an almost hilarious tendency for them to think that they are bullet proof, their words, being hollow, are often posted condemning their latest targets on their own web sites. I suppose their believe was that by simply saying a version of the truth that is obviously rendered from the point of view of a delusional egomaniac, that they have scored points over people they provoke. [...]

Right Wing, Left Wing Parasites.

Mr. Repose — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:15:54 +0000

It's just humorous to me to see what these people do exactly. For example, just now I was watching this guy from Texas, one, John Carter, go on a speech in the House. This man, who looks like my grandfather, went on about the forefathers, and how they founded a 'republic' for blah blah blah morals blah blah blah. This went on for about three minutes. First, I don't think the House needs a damn history lesson that serves as little more than an attempt to assert your party is right by simple virtue of the fact the forefathers founded a republic so republic-ans must be the chosen ones. [...]

Don’t Nobody Know My Troubles With God

Mr. Repose — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:14:37 +0000

So this supposedly all-powerful force was just sitting around one day, got bored, and decided to make the universe. From that point he decided to create life. What's the motivation exactly? Maybe he was lonely. Maybe it was a test to see which of the very beings he created would stay loyal to him after he put a little pressure on them. So heaven goes to war, they kill each other off, and the survivors are cast down to Hell. Giving God a place to send those who he decides he must punish. Beings he created. Beings he knew would react in a certian way no matter what he did because he's omnipotent. Yet he went ahead and did it anyway. He made man. [...]

The Case for Dr. Horrible

The Warden — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:41:23 +0000

Released in 2009 during the famous television writer’s strike, Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog is a web-based mini series created by a small talented team and distributed in 3 acts over the course of about a week. The entire production from beginning to end consists of purely brilliant writing, acting and creativity that was apparently [...]

Satan’s son Obama Hussein Bin Hitler and the secret FacioSocalist prophecies of the Bible!

Mr. Repose — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:30:59 +0000

Oh, but don't worry the red party is gonna protect us from those godless commie pinko liberals with their mighty Tea Parties. Sponsored by Fox News and most of it's on-air cast including Mr. Beck, the tea parties seem to consist of a bunch of angry old white people waving signs that say 'death to liberals' and such while holding teabags and yelling at cars, paserby and reporters. I have no idea why they decided to call them Tea Parties, since the original Boston Tea Party was about being taxed by having no say in them, you know 'no taxation without representation.' The problem with calling them a Tea Party, is that there is no parallel since we are being represented. Furthermore, since they aren't dumping tea into any large body of water (and if they were the gesture's context would be pointless now) why even call it a Tea Party in the first place? Just call it what it is, a protest. Or is it that Republicans don't protest like those pussy faggot Socialist liberals, because a Tea Party is so much more macho and American. The issue these people have is not taxes, it's that they are mad their party lost the election. Yeah, yeah, taxes will increase, but only because the tax cuts Bush implemented are going to expire. Taxes, keep in mind, for people making over 250k a year, which isn't a whole hell of a lot of people. Furthermore, it will still be less taxes then when Reagan was president, and they didn't complain then. Essentially, they are sore losers. Just youtube some of these parties, go ahead, most of them are posted by conservatives and designed to show the Tea Parties in a good light. There is no central message, and even if there was it would be impossible to ignore the blatant hypocrisy on display here. Obama is a facist! Lets kill all the liberals! No to socialism! Stop crazy spending! Obama is a Muslim! [...]

Follow-up Piece: Are Women better than Men? Ask…. um… this person.

The Warden — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:11:11 +0000

While searching for a good photo of Dick Masterson - Professional Chauvinist to tack onto my previous article, I came across what is apparently (and was inevitably) a site designed to "fight back" against www.menarebetterthanwomen.com. What is the name of this counter-site you ask? Well duh. It's http://womenrbetterthanmen.wordpress.com/. [...]

Are Men better than Women? Ask Dick Masterson.

The Warden — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:49:58 +0000

Apparently, Mr. Masterson is a "professional chauvinist", and I suppose the fact that he's making a shit ton of money off of little more than calling women fat, stupid, selfish whores would actually give that title some merit. Gimmick or not, what's Dick's big game plan? To insult women. A lot. But I've come to a conclusion through reading some of his blog articles and watching his appearance on Dr. Phil - Dick is nuts. [...]

Spam Catalog: A Swirling Vortex of Fail

Mr. Repose — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:31:21 +0000

When I first registered to Blog Catalog, I did so at the behest of The Warden. Somehow, I was under the mistaken impression that it was a good site to 'get noticed' on. I was only half right, as it's a good place to get noticed by Habeeb and Hadji's spam emporium, good luck finding a breathing and intelligent human being in this seething pit of stupidity. I don't know who moderates this site, but whoever it is must be the most downs syndrome infested retard to ever walk the face of the earth. Holy shit, I have never seen so many viagra blogs, recycled content blogs, crappy online storefront blogs, 'blogging tips' blogs and 'make money online' blogs in my entire life. This site barely encourages 'networking', it's a lot easier to just add every spammer who makes a friend request and leaves a stupid comment on your 'shout box' than to try and pick and choose. If you're looking for actual humans and not whoever is surfing the web looking to promote his Viagra blog while working from his local Sprint call center in New Delhi, then you, my friend, are fucked. [...]