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Everything you like sucks – Part 1

You know, some people give me a hard time about being so “negative”.  I think they’re full of shit.  It seems popular culture supports the success of some really lame ideas, and/or worst of all, drags them out over a period of years or even decades.  Here are a few of the worst offenders:

Iconic Characters

While characters like Batman and the Joker have evolved to a state of higher entertainment value than the goofy 60′s television show that gained them their first real Hollywood fame, others don’t fare so well.  Who am I referring to, you ask?  Oh here’s a clue:

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Superman sucks.  Seriously.  Clark Kent and his omg super secret identity and the all the drama that surrounded them may have been super keen in the 50′s, but it’s not the 50′s, and it’s boring and retarded now.  Honoring the comic legends of the past is one thing, but trying to milk the flyblown corpse of this once-gigantic cash cow is just grating and makes me want to punch a baby.  Didn’t they release some Superman movie a few years back?  Yeah, what happened with that piece of crap?  Despite the turnout, they’re almost definitely making or thinking of making a sequel, much like Marvel did with the second Fantastic Four film, aka: Why is Galactus a giant fart cloud?

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Dating Site Adventures!

Along with pirated programs, free music, and more porn than you could ever watch in your lifetime, the internet even gives you access to real people.  Unfortunately, it takes more than hitting “Download” to get the full benefit out of the latter, but if you’re savvy with the written word and don’t resemble a dump truck, you can pull in all kinds of action.  How?

Dating sites.

That’s right, they’re like personals on your personal computer.  Far out!  But like anything good, there’s a downside.

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Just Kidding!

As a particular condition of my personality I lack some fundamental emotions that basically causes me to appear to not give a damn about, well, anything. People seem to not quite comprehend the situation when they unleash a torrent of anger at me and it is met with indifference or apathy. Or when they are talking in the most vapid of platitudes about life, religion or politics, and it’s met with yawns and quick changes of the subject. This is especially true of how people handle disagreements with me on the Internet, and by disagreements, I mean anger towards my opinions or how I handle things. I’m talking the typical impotent rage common on the Internet where someone thinks getting you to reply is some sort of superb victory or getting you to explain why exactly you think they are retarded is a masterful ‘troll.’

The thing is that in my indifference it’s difficult to get me to really feel compelled one way or another to refute someone, so when I commit myself to the task I don’t tend to back down or let some retard with an internet god-complex upset me. The thing I’ve noticed after my last rousing romp though a slew of websites and communities that were ingrained with each other, is that people really don’t believe you when you tell them what your intentions are or what you are going to do, even if it’s one-hundred percent honest. From the start, I was brought in and said my goal was to bring the community(s) down. I thought they were a gaggle of self-felating jack-offs who sat around validating each others pretenses and moronic notions of how people should conduct themselves. Due to the nature of their community they thought, for some stupid reason, that I was giving them a fair chance and just playing along.

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The Verbal Samurai

As mentioned by me previously this site is actually a new link on the chain of sites I’ve been on.  So what compelled me to start this?  Well possibly to wash the taste of failure out of my mouth from my last online venture.  Please forgive me for being purposefully vague about the next few things I describe.  The idea of anyone from my last crash-course in being sociable coming along is still legit and if I could avioud being caught having to argue about the same shit from back then for the billionth time that’d be great.

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John Travolta’s son dies – Who cares?

Breaking News Story – John Travolta’s son dies (ed: Jimmy, let’s crop this part and run it, I don’t think the rest’ll fit) – just like many other 16 year olds die every single day but are not related to a famous actor who is also a Scientologist doucebag who starred in one of the worst science fiction movies ever and several blockbusters that people seem to be able to watch again and again regardless of the fact that the guy can’t act to save his (or apparently his son’s) life.

An actual headline from today reads: “Lawyer: Travolta’s son might be buried in Florida” – under the category “Movie News” no less.

Seriously, why do I need to see this in the news? Is it not already enough of a blow to less popular families that when their kid dies, no one outside of Hooterville is going to know about it or remember them, but they have to put it on the front page of the Entertainment section of sites across the internet?

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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed. — Jonathan Swift