You know, some people give me a hard time about being so “negative”. I think they’re full of shit. It seems popular culture supports the success of some really lame ideas, and/or worst of all, drags them out over a period of years or even decades. Here are a few of the worst offenders:
Iconic Characters
While characters like Batman and the Joker have evolved to a state of higher entertainment value than the goofy 60′s television show that gained them their first real Hollywood fame, others don’t fare so well. Who am I referring to, you ask? Oh here’s a clue:

Superman sucks. Seriously. Clark Kent and his omg super secret identity and the all the drama that surrounded them may have been super keen in the 50′s, but it’s not the 50′s, and it’s boring and retarded now. Honoring the comic legends of the past is one thing, but trying to milk the flyblown corpse of this once-gigantic cash cow is just grating and makes me want to punch a baby. Didn’t they release some Superman movie a few years back? Yeah, what happened with that piece of crap? Despite the turnout, they’re almost definitely making or thinking of making a sequel, much like Marvel did with the second Fantastic Four film, aka: Why is Galactus a giant fart cloud?
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