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Haters Gonna Hate, Chuds Gonna Chud

Mr. Repose — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 01:29:03 +0000

I guess I do have something in common with emo people. Self-inflicted wounds. When they want to harm themselves, they cut. Whereas I actually dated Ericka. The only difference one leaves physical scars and the other just leaves mental ones. [...]

Honest Goodbye

Mr. Repose — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:36:55 +0000

A couple of weeks ago, my grandfather died. Which has brought not a fullsade of sorrow, tears, and grief as one would expect given the apocalyptic overtones of mortality manifesting itself in one’s life. What it has done to me, is make me think about the ramifications of his life and how it’s been [...]

A Certain Sense of Liberty

Mr. Repose — Sat, 07 May 2011 17:43:19 +0000

I have a car, a place all my own, and it’s nice.

It’s really really nice.

Frankly the past two years have been extremely trying on my self-esteem and my feeling of self-worth, but I powered through. I have peace and a place to work and I’ve been feeling really good about writing lately. For the first time [...]

Digital Nightmares Vol. 4

The Warden — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:25:32 +0000

You know, if someone had told me, long long ago, that there were quite so many shitty video games in the world, I might not have bothered collecitng them. Nonetheless, I still have a small hoard of 8 and 16 bit cartridges lying around from when I was younger, taking up space and, from a purely entertainment viewpoint, not aging all that well. Case in point, the fresher generation of angsty consumers has to wonder what the fuck we were thinking to spend money on garbage that can now be reproduced and improved upon by a teenager armed with a copy of Flash and a case of Red Bull and no life to speak of. As I play more NES roms, I realize how stupidly simple his task is. [...]

A Hell-Ride in the Trust Me Car

Mr. Repose — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 23:03:32 +0000

So the towing company was en route, but then Dmitri was complaining about feeling sick... so of course Alfonso feels the need to turn on my TV and start watching Jackass the movie. Then of course he started descibing what was going on while watching it. For example, “Dude, this so gross, they are snorting worms and pulling them out their throats.” Which is smart to do when you have a sick drunk man near you, so of course, Dmitri then proceeded to puke up tomato soup and beer all over the front of his shirt, he was too drunk to clean himself up so while Alfonso laughed like a manic, I had to take a wet towel and clean off a drunken red-eyed Dmitri. [...]

Dj McLicious – Ultimate Gurt Mix

Mr. Repose — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:57:38 +0000

This is the new hit single from Nonpersons record's latest album by Dj McLicious. Be sure to look for the album titled 'Gurt Lava Beach Party' at no record store... ever. [...]

Chris Baker is: STAB-PROOF! (not really)

The Warden — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 16:26:50 +0000

Newsflash: In an interesting turn of events, humanity discovered on April 17th of this year that we shouldn't stab people because it can kill them! While perusing the headlines this morning, this story caught my eye. A man has appeared in court to deny the manslaughter of his teenage friend who was knifed while trying on a stab-proof vest. [...]

Hot Tub Waste-of-Time Machine

Mr. Repose — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:51:46 +0000

By this point we had an old man, two dads, me, my brothers, and two of their retarded stoner buddies just trying to get this thing inside the damn house. While they argued I went inside around the back door, and using my tool set I simply unscrewed the door arm and removed it. All the while explaining to one of the dads how dumb of an idea this is, while he drank a beer and laughed as I tried to unscrew the damned thing while they were pushing a hot tub into it repeatedly. Which, I'm sure to an outside observer was probably pretty comical looking. Me crouched, trying to unscrew it while a hot tub bumps into me every five seconds nearly knocking me over all the while yelling at them to stop pushing like idiots and wait five minutes. [...]

Televangelist

Mr. Repose — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:11:01 +0000

It's not hard to even argue like this man, hell anyone can do it, he's an example. Go up to one of your friends and make a random wild claim about them, the less sense it makes the better. Example: Insert friend name here, isn't it true you rape babies and then use their spinal fluid as invisible ink in Satanic rituals you preform in an attempt to bring Stalin's ghost back to life to destroy America? [...]

ATTN: UR CITE HZ BEN HACKED BY BEARS ON COCAINE!!!!!!

The Warden — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:39:54 +0000

bears bears bears [...]