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The Episode where I rip someone a new asshole.

The Warden — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:12:29 +0000

The personal life of the Warden is fraught with excitement, explosions, and madness, but also brimming with friendship, love and hooters. Once in a while, though, some dopey punching bag tries to mess with this delicate blend of awesomeness and inevitably faces my heady wrath. I say! The story of one such bag begins when I [...]

It was just me vs. the animal kingdom.

The Warden — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:46:37 +0000

When I was a kid, I had an animal magnetism all my own. By that I mean, animals were drawn to beating the shit out of me. I don’t know why, but the list of things that happened is pretty funny now, looking back.

I think it started with the chicken. When I was about 6 or [...]

Fandemonium at Facebook.

The Warden — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:57:15 +0000

Sometime last year, I signed up for a Facebook account to flame someone.. I don't remember who. See, you have to sign up to be able to see jack shit (and there's plenty of it to be seen), but once I'd registered, I realized that the tip was rather off and there was nothing worthy of my time nor genius to be ripped to shreds. After a few weeks I realized that at the very least,Facebook could be useful for keeping in touch with family and old high school friends. So essentially, well, it's not very useful at all. [...]