Mister Repose
Unknown to time, space, and common sense Mr. Repose is a long time internet denizen who mostly stays out of conflict and seems to only take interest in harassing or otherwise speaking against someone when he feels that that individual is being particularly stupid or overbearing. A toppler of websites big and small, Repose found ways of controlling the situation without actually being in control of anything. This of course turned around on him on the occasion that he actually did get control of his own web forum. Though the name or alias he was using on this mostly unpopular, and as he seems to word it, piece of shit site that he used to own, is unknown. What is known though is that the experience, whatever it was changed his attitude towards the internet and to a greater degree how he conducts himself in conflict now. Repose is not one who likes to repeat mistakes and his refusal to openly discuss his past online experiences, except in the most vauge terms, paints a nice speculative picture, but for the most part his past activities are a mystery… sort of.
Repose, in addition to being this site’s owner, also provides most of the content. Refusing to be pidgeon holed into any particular genre or to be defined simply, Repose’s content varies from humorous peices to more serious fare. He also writes fiction and non-fiction stories, in many different genres. Most of his non-fiction work is based on his real life, because, as George Orwell put it, “one ought to write about what one knows.”
Repose also has a weak spot for cats and women, resulting in the ‘eye candy’ on the main page.
Speaking of cats…
Warden Wells
The best description for the Warden would be: Irritable, angry, intelligent, lives in a white apartment, and looks totally Amish in this picture. He has vowed to lock up the idiots of the internet in their own private hell (ie: shout WERDZ at them), and generally stir shit in this large bowl here. His sense of humor takes many forms, and so does he. Sometimes he even appears as a giant vision of a moth with a dog’s head outside children’s windows so that they remember not to troll the wrong people on the internet.
It’s also somewhat possible he’s mentally insane or whatever.
*flap flap*
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