Haters Gonna Hate, Chuds Gonna Chud

Mr. Repose — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 01:29:03 +0000

I guess I do have something in common with emo people. Self-inflicted wounds. When they want to harm themselves, they cut. Whereas I actually dated Ericka. The only difference one leaves physical scars and the other just leaves mental ones. [...]

Honest Goodbye

Mr. Repose — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:36:55 +0000

A couple of weeks ago, my grandfather died. Which has brought not a fullsade of sorrow, tears, and grief as one would expect given the apocalyptic overtones of mortality manifesting itself in one’s life. What it has done to me, is make me think about the ramifications of his life and how it’s been [...]

A Prize 6 Years in the Making

Mr. Repose — Sun, 15 May 2011 05:39:08 +0000

I swear to whatever gods will listen, if I could I would get a bottle, slap a label on it that said '6th Year Birthday Tonic' and put a big fat turd in it then mail it to the Arena Net corporate offices to express my fanboy angst in it's starkest terms. [...]

A Certain Sense of Liberty

Mr. Repose — Sat, 07 May 2011 17:43:19 +0000

I have a car, a place all my own, and it’s nice.

It’s really really nice.

Frankly the past two years have been extremely trying on my self-esteem and my feeling of self-worth, but I powered through. I have peace and a place to work and I’ve been feeling really good about writing lately. For the first time [...]

I heard it through the Comic Vine

The Warden — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 08:29:06 +0000

That's why I found it both depressing and hilarious to note how the members of Comic Vine take a collective steaming wee wee on the entire roster of potentially awesome characters by reducing them to what they can do in a fight, because apparently that's all comic book mainstays are suited for. It's like arguing with my friends back in grade school about which video game system was better. Hence, comic book fans can be really fucking stupid. Just take a look at one of the main draws of Comic Vine - the ability to vote on randomly generated fights between superheroes, supervillains, Vegeta, and God. You know, I swear I've seen this before somewhere. Hmmm. Oh that's right... Kittenwar.com [...]

Gamespot’s Greatest Game Villains and Other Stupid Popularity Contests.

The Warden — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 19:26:15 +0000

A while back, Gamespot.com began a tier-based, vote-fueled, completely fraudulent and utterly retarded popularity contest called "All Time Greatest Game Villain" that would result in much whining and disappointment, this article included. However, as someone who grew up with nearly all of the characters involved, I feel it is a right and a duty of mine, in all the power my geeky childhood gives me to do so, to further mock what has already become a mini monument of fail. Let's take a look at how the contest worked [...]

Digital Nightmares Vol. 4

The Warden — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:25:32 +0000

You know, if someone had told me, long long ago, that there were quite so many shitty video games in the world, I might not have bothered collecitng them. Nonetheless, I still have a small hoard of 8 and 16 bit cartridges lying around from when I was younger, taking up space and, from a purely entertainment viewpoint, not aging all that well. Case in point, the fresher generation of angsty consumers has to wonder what the fuck we were thinking to spend money on garbage that can now be reproduced and improved upon by a teenager armed with a copy of Flash and a case of Red Bull and no life to speak of. As I play more NES roms, I realize how stupidly simple his task is. [...]

A Hell-Ride in the Trust Me Car

Mr. Repose — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 23:03:32 +0000

So the towing company was en route, but then Dmitri was complaining about feeling sick... so of course Alfonso feels the need to turn on my TV and start watching Jackass the movie. Then of course he started descibing what was going on while watching it. For example, “Dude, this so gross, they are snorting worms and pulling them out their throats.” Which is smart to do when you have a sick drunk man near you, so of course, Dmitri then proceeded to puke up tomato soup and beer all over the front of his shirt, he was too drunk to clean himself up so while Alfonso laughed like a manic, I had to take a wet towel and clean off a drunken red-eyed Dmitri. [...]

Dj McLicious – Ultimate Gurt Mix

Mr. Repose — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:57:38 +0000

This is the new hit single from Nonpersons record's latest album by Dj McLicious. Be sure to look for the album titled 'Gurt Lava Beach Party' at no record store... ever. [...]

Chris Baker is: STAB-PROOF! (not really)

The Warden — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 16:26:50 +0000

Newsflash: In an interesting turn of events, humanity discovered on April 17th of this year that we shouldn't stab people because it can kill them! While perusing the headlines this morning, this story caught my eye. A man has appeared in court to deny the manslaughter of his teenage friend who was knifed while trying on a stab-proof vest. [...]