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Right Wing, Left Wing Parasites.

On my voter registration card is an acronym, it says ‘NPA.’   No Party Affiliation.  There’s a reason I don’t support any political party, and that’s because it makes the most sense to me not to put my faith in the hands of complete idiots.  Seriously, spend half a day watching house and senate meetings on CSPAN and you’ll see what I’m talking about.   These are supposedly the best of the party, the winners, the people in charge of making laws to improve our collective lives.   So why is it that the speaker from Tennessee or Alabama or one of those bible belt states is wasting the House’s time requesting that everyone stand up and sing ‘God Bless America’ and those that are opposed should be put on record as ‘hating America?’   Because he’s an idiot that’s why, and so is every single person that voted for him.   Then some democrat from up north, I think New York gets up and starts singing it before whoever is in charge of this ship of fools stops this lame political stunt in it’s tracks.

These are the people responsible for passing bills and reforms folks, a room full of feeble old people who spend most of their time obfuscating every issue and delaying any progress to make some half-assed protests or to try and score some political points for their re-election campaign.   That’s all it is really, these are career politicians.   They have awesome health care (at taxpayer expense), their pockets are lined with so many backers and lobbyists, that to think that people in circumstances like that actually give a damn what happens to anyone else is almost laughable.   That’s just rhetoric though.

It’s just humorous to me to see what these people do exactly.   For example, just now I was watching this guy from Texas, one, John Carter, go on a speech in the House.   This man, who looks like my grandfather, went on about the forefathers, and how they founded a ‘republic’ for blah blah blah morals blah blah blah.  This went on for about three minutes.  First, I don’t think the House needs a damn history lesson that serves as little more than an attempt to assert your party is right by simple virtue of the fact the forefathers founded a republic so republic-ans must be the chosen ones.   Right, okay, whatever.   Second, I’m not sure what this has to do with the purpose of the hearing, which apparently was to talk about the federal bailout money and where it went.   I know why he said it, to fluff his point.  To give whatever argument he’s about to present the presumption of correctness rather than actually making a point that’s significant enough to stick.

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The Many Faces of Keith Olbermann

You probably know Keith Olbermann, even if you don’t recognize his name off-hand.  Mr. O is the cocky mouthpiece of a new, neurotic generation of liberal reporting.  He gets people out of their seats for at least the time it takes for his show to be over and reality TV to start.  Why?  Because he’s “intense”.  His views are “revolutionary”.  His words are “impactful”.  And he insults Bush a lot.  Mostly it’s because he insults Bush a lot.

In truth, it’s quite obvious to the intelligent amongst us that he’s completely and utterly full of shit.  I have never seen anyone quite like Keith ‘Doberman’ Olbermann, a man so blatantly aroused at the sound of his own voice and earning megabucks to read “his” thoughts from a teleprompter, a raging boner the size of Texas rubbing against his bulging wallet, and yet he has the gaul to pretend that he gives a sideways pityfuck about any of us.  Most people don’t even notice the tell-tale signs of a bullshit artist, but don’t worry.  This might help.  I’ve collected a series of screenshots from a single Olbermann video reposted on Youtube from yesterday along with a few captions of what I think ole Keith is really saying.

The Many Faces of Keith Olbermann:


There's nothing I despise more than people who aren't me.

There's nothing I despise more than people who aren't me.


Say, here’s a great intro.  Not that he doesn’t look like this throughout the vast majority of everything he’s ever done, but bear in mind, this was capped in the first 4 seconds of content… a facial expression that I would literally consider punching any human being that looked at me in such a way with in real life.  Everything about his face says contempt, not passion.  People who talk to you through cocked eyebrows probably don’t care about you, not that I’m listing this as a personal fault of his since I hate most of you too.. but I’m not saying I do on national television.

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Obama: Bush is a “good guy”

As the United States nears the historic inauguration of President-Elect Barack Obama, a couple things are on many American minds, including among them “God, I’m glad the old president is out” and “God, I hope the new president doesn’t get shot in the head”.  Smart thinking, but one has to be prepared for the worst on the eve of such a dramatic change in the country’s history.  President George W. Bush left such a hole in the U.S.’s reputation that foreign countries are possibly more excited than ever about who takes the reins.

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