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		<title>The Attack of Cockasaurus Rex aka Bruno.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  It was the most wang-filled movie I've seen since Summer Bukkake Blast 8:  It's Raining Mangurt.   Good lord there was a lot of wang in this fucking movie.   Even more than The Watchmen with it's constant threats of seeing yet another glowing blue Dr. Manhattan member (or members).   Now I'm not one to be grotesquely horrified whenever I see a penis in a movie, or in general.   Lord knows if that were the case I'd have already set my computer on fire after seeing some of the underlying horrors lurking within theseinternets.  The thing was that I was expecting something entirely different from what I got.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Joy of Statistics, Logistics and &#8230; Platypi</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I first created this site, it was much like... say, a rebound relationship.   My last website broke my heart, cut me to the bone, and made me want to pick up an acoustic guitar and write the world's billionth love song.   So this was the first thing I made.   At first I wanted to name it Platitudes.com, for the precise reason that, unless I'm being extremely lazy in my writing, I sort of go out of my way to avoid platitudes.   You could even say that it was intended to be ironic which would have been sure to tickle the funny bones of any Gen-Xer that happened to be reading this.   As a side note to that, I  once cracked wise that the best way to get money out of those idiots is to just call things what they are, they seem to think saying something is what it is in a really droll voice makes it cutting and clever.  Ironic.  My brilliant idea was to make Gen-X clothing.   Hats that said, in small text 'hat.'   Shoes that were in fact labeled 'Shoe Brand Shoes.'   Expensive t-shirts that said 'T-Shirt.'   You get the idea.  Of course, I couldn't get the website name I wanted which sort of irritated me, so I got the Warden on Ventrilo along with another friend of mine in an attempt to coax a new name out of them since my first choice was taken. [...]]]></description>
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