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Hot Tub Waste-of-Time Machine

Mr. Repose — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:51:46 +0000

By this point we had an old man, two dads, me, my brothers, and two of their retarded stoner buddies just trying to get this thing inside the damn house. While they argued I went inside around the back door, and using my tool set I simply unscrewed the door arm and removed it. All the while explaining to one of the dads how dumb of an idea this is, while he drank a beer and laughed as I tried to unscrew the damned thing while they were pushing a hot tub into it repeatedly. Which, I'm sure to an outside observer was probably pretty comical looking. Me crouched, trying to unscrew it while a hot tub bumps into me every five seconds nearly knocking me over all the while yelling at them to stop pushing like idiots and wait five minutes. [...]

Right Wing, Left Wing Parasites.

Mr. Repose — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:15:54 +0000

It's just humorous to me to see what these people do exactly. For example, just now I was watching this guy from Texas, one, John Carter, go on a speech in the House. This man, who looks like my grandfather, went on about the forefathers, and how they founded a 'republic' for blah blah blah morals blah blah blah. This went on for about three minutes. First, I don't think the House needs a damn history lesson that serves as little more than an attempt to assert your party is right by simple virtue of the fact the forefathers founded a republic so republic-ans must be the chosen ones. [...]

Hey, why do webcomics suck so much?

The Warden — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:33:51 +0000

It’s a fair question, isn’t it? While it’s true that many of these “authors” are not being paid for their work, and even the ones who are become uncannily lazy in the alluring bask of fame, that’s just no excuse to publish shitty content to your audience simply because you know they have no better expectations [...]

The Attack of Cockasaurus Rex aka Bruno.

Mr. Repose — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:09:50 +0000

It was the most wang-filled movie I've seen since Summer Bukkake Blast 8: It's Raining Mangurt. Good lord there was a lot of wang in this fucking movie. Even more than The Watchmen with it's constant threats of seeing yet another glowing blue Dr. Manhattan member (or members). Now I'm not one to be grotesquely horrified whenever I see a penis in a movie, or in general. Lord knows if that were the case I'd have already set my computer on fire after seeing some of the underlying horrors lurking within theseinternets. The thing was that I was expecting something entirely different from what I got. [...]