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In general I regard all attention whores in the media as little more than vacuous overflowing propaganda receptacles, leaving their refuse on the ground as more and more useless information piles on top of and slips off. These new media types, in my opinion, they all want attention, they want people big and small talking about them, spreading news of artificial and manufactured (IE: made-up) ‘controversy’ that really exists only because they know it’s a buzzword and gets people’s attention.  People like Ann Coulter, or Mike Moore.  They only want to capitalize and profit by hijacking people’s fears and pretenses and preaching to the already converted for book deals and a quick few bucks before dropping off the media radar like a shooting star, laughing their way to the bank.  They claim to speak for us, they don’t.  They speak for their corporate backers and their wallets and will say anything, no matter how stupid or crazy it is, to get that spotlight shined upon them for a few more precious seconds.

So, in general, my policy is to not waste effort saying my opinion of their opinions because in the grand scheme of things people like that do not matter, they come and go or persist only in the most slanted ideological soapboxes that will allow them to spill more of their garbage to a gradually diminishing audience.  Essentially you’re arguing with a puppet, a loose configuration of rhetoric given corporal form.  A shambling horrible media zombie, relentlessly craving ratings.  They want to offend you, and grab your attention, so I think it’s a good idea to ignore them and I wish more people would realize this and do the same.   Of course, there are exceptions for extra persistent and or insidious ones, and for that I offer these few choice words towards the individual that compelled me to write this article.  Mr.  Glenn Beck.

Now, Beck is known for saying racist, ignorant, and retarded political statements pretty much on a daily basis.  He’s also known for holding huge corporate-sponsored and funded rallies to further establish himself as the center of a ‘movement’ that has been artificially constructed to feed Fox New’s narrative of widespread political dissent towards the evil Demoncrats and their obvious facio-socialist agenda to take over our lives.  Hell, he even came close to offending me when he pretended to cry and be afraid for America, because it was such an obvious act and people still bought it.  This is not what managed to actually offend me, as, like I said, I’m fairly numb and indifferent to obvious liars only out to make a quick buck.  What got me was a simple statement, stated rather emphatically:

Two plus two equals four!

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Satan’s son Obama Hussein Bin Hitler and the secret FacioSocalist prophecies of the Bible!

While I’ve always considered most far right-wing people to be somewhat… mentally unbalanced, especially during the two terms of our last President George W. Bush, I’ve never seen them become quite as unglued as they have in the past few months. Right-wing madness is at a record high that I think would put even the most smug of hippies to shame. You didn’t see hippies at a town hall meeting screaming ‘WHY ARE YOU IGNORING HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?!‘ and trying to claim the fucking President isn’t a US Citizen at least. Yeah, Obama managed to fool the CIA and the FBI into believing he’s a citizen! He’s just that persuasive. Of course, being a crazy old woman I doubt the lady responsible for the above quote knows that his birth certificate was released by Obama just to shut crazy people like this up.   To which, some of these mutants who believe he’s not a citizen claim that until they see it in person they won’t believe it!  Like Obama is gonna just go around letting them look at his birth certificate to dispel the rumors of the crazy and the senile.  Of course not all the people who believe this to be true are crazy and senile, some of them are elected congressmen which is really, really pathetic.

People like this piss me off about as much as those assholes who thought 9/11 was staged.

Something about having to defend a politician makes me feel dirty, and there’s almost too much crazy for any one person to dispel.   Thankfully, not everyone has decided to throw facts out the window and there are some places to find… you know, valid information, about these bizarre rumors.  There are a few that make me laugh, such as, and this should be a given, that Obama is the Antichrist.  You heard me.

Obama is the antichrist.

Don’t believe me?  Then prepare to have your world, ROCKED.

Barack LiberalJewbabyPinkoHilter Obama's final form.

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Since pacifists have more freedom of action in countries where traces of democracy survive, pacifism can act more effectively against democracy than for it. Objectively the pacifist is pro-Nazi. — George Orwell, “No, Not One,” Adelphi (October 1941)