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In general I regard all attention whores in the media as little more than vacuous overflowing propaganda receptacles, leaving their refuse on the ground as more and more useless information piles on top of and slips off. These new media types, in my opinion, they all want attention, they want people big and small talking about them, spreading news of artificial and manufactured (IE: made-up) ‘controversy’ that really exists only because they know it’s a buzzword and gets people’s attention.  People like Ann Coulter, or Mike Moore.  They only want to capitalize and profit by hijacking people’s fears and pretenses and preaching to the already converted for book deals and a quick few bucks before dropping off the media radar like a shooting star, laughing their way to the bank.  They claim to speak for us, they don’t.  They speak for their corporate backers and their wallets and will say anything, no matter how stupid or crazy it is, to get that spotlight shined upon them for a few more precious seconds.

So, in general, my policy is to not waste effort saying my opinion of their opinions because in the grand scheme of things people like that do not matter, they come and go or persist only in the most slanted ideological soapboxes that will allow them to spill more of their garbage to a gradually diminishing audience.  Essentially you’re arguing with a puppet, a loose configuration of rhetoric given corporal form.  A shambling horrible media zombie, relentlessly craving ratings.  They want to offend you, and grab your attention, so I think it’s a good idea to ignore them and I wish more people would realize this and do the same.   Of course, there are exceptions for extra persistent and or insidious ones, and for that I offer these few choice words towards the individual that compelled me to write this article.  Mr.  Glenn Beck.

Now, Beck is known for saying racist, ignorant, and retarded political statements pretty much on a daily basis.  He’s also known for holding huge corporate-sponsored and funded rallies to further establish himself as the center of a ‘movement’ that has been artificially constructed to feed Fox New’s narrative of widespread political dissent towards the evil Demoncrats and their obvious facio-socialist agenda to take over our lives.  Hell, he even came close to offending me when he pretended to cry and be afraid for America, because it was such an obvious act and people still bought it.  This is not what managed to actually offend me, as, like I said, I’m fairly numb and indifferent to obvious liars only out to make a quick buck.  What got me was a simple statement, stated rather emphatically:

Two plus two equals four!

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Satan’s son Obama Hussein Bin Hitler and the secret FacioSocalist prophecies of the Bible!

While I’ve always considered most far right-wing people to be somewhat… mentally unbalanced, especially during the two terms of our last President George W. Bush, I’ve never seen them become quite as unglued as they have in the past few months. Right-wing madness is at a record high that I think would put even the most smug of hippies to shame. You didn’t see hippies at a town hall meeting screaming ‘WHY ARE YOU IGNORING HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?!‘ and trying to claim the fucking President isn’t a US Citizen at least. Yeah, Obama managed to fool the CIA and the FBI into believing he’s a citizen! He’s just that persuasive. Of course, being a crazy old woman I doubt the lady responsible for the above quote knows that his birth certificate was released by Obama just to shut crazy people like this up.   To which, some of these mutants who believe he’s not a citizen claim that until they see it in person they won’t believe it!  Like Obama is gonna just go around letting them look at his birth certificate to dispel the rumors of the crazy and the senile.  Of course not all the people who believe this to be true are crazy and senile, some of them are elected congressmen which is really, really pathetic.

People like this piss me off about as much as those assholes who thought 9/11 was staged.

Something about having to defend a politician makes me feel dirty, and there’s almost too much crazy for any one person to dispel.   Thankfully, not everyone has decided to throw facts out the window and there are some places to find… you know, valid information, about these bizarre rumors.  There are a few that make me laugh, such as, and this should be a given, that Obama is the Antichrist.  You heard me.

Obama is the antichrist.

Don’t believe me?  Then prepare to have your world, ROCKED.

Barack LiberalJewbabyPinkoHilter Obama's final form.

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al-Qaida experiencing its own terror under Barack

al-Qaida leaders showed much anger and fear in regards to the new U.S. president in newly recorded video footage, regarding him as a “killer of innocents” and responsible for the recent battles in Gaza, despite Barack Obama not being in office when they began.  They fear that they will no longer have a perfect example of American peacekeeping now that Furher Bush is back in Texas.

But what does the new US president think of this?  Obama told his adviser yesterday that this is the perfect time to make friends of our Muslim detractors, and is setting up bedrooms in the White House and lots of extra soap for top non-al-Qaida representatives (officials say al-Qaida can’t be trusted with all the free condiment packets).  Those are nice touches, but not enough to impress the hardened middle east war veterans, so what was it that finally convinced them to take a great American vacation?

Free pancakes every morning!

These staunch believers in the Muslim faith will take advantage of good old US hospitality with over 300 channels of DirecTV including their favorites like I Love Lucy and Pokemon.

This news follows shortly after polls in Muslim countries concluding that Barack is actually well-liked there.  Muslim families to stay in the White House have been advised not to touch anything.

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The Death Arcana.

In tarot, the card which represents drastic change or finality is the death arcana. Fittingly the numerical value given this arcana is 13, which happens to be my favorite number. Besides the unlucky implications I feel it suits me in it’s own way.

Today is/was inauguration day, the buzzword this time around is ‘change.’ It also gives the media it’s chance to give itself a handjob as they talk about this being so historic because the president happens to be black. I feel this does a great disservice to Obama in and of itself because it implies that it is only so significant because he is black and not because he’s an intelligent or well-spoken man. All day today it was ‘who thought we’d ever elect a black man into the white house?’ That kind of rhetoric.

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Obama: Bush is a “good guy”

As the United States nears the historic inauguration of President-Elect Barack Obama, a couple things are on many American minds, including among them “God, I’m glad the old president is out” and “God, I hope the new president doesn’t get shot in the head”.  Smart thinking, but one has to be prepared for the worst on the eve of such a dramatic change in the country’s history.  President George W. Bush left such a hole in the U.S.’s reputation that foreign countries are possibly more excited than ever about who takes the reins.

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You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. — Harvy Dent, The Dark Knight (2008)