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Fate

Somewhat recently I became interested in reading up on the Big Bang, the creation of the universe, and where this whole cosmic train is heading.  The Big Bang, well all scientists can say is that they have no way of knowing how that dot of matter came to be or why it exploded.   The big minds of that field, like Hawkings, say that because they cannot possibly determine what happened before that all they can do is work on what happened since then.   A lot of them are even agnostic, claiming that the Big Bang is proof of something, maybe not an intelligent ‘creator’ but creation itself doesn’t follow a logical premise so there has to be more to it than that.

What I wonder is what is beyond our little universe, and a more prominent question in my mind is why we are here at all.   It doesn’t make any sort of sense for there to be a universe or for there to be anything.   When you think about it in the large-scale terms why is there anything at all?   Why isn’t there just a vast never ending nothingness?   The idea of an intelligent creator, or even a catalyst for creation doesn’t make much sense.   If the universe had any sort of logic at all there wouldn’t be a universe to begin with.   Or maybe it’s some sort of rule that there mush be something, that the universe cannot just be an empty dead space.

Last night my little brother was telling me that he had to attend a seminar about how it’s important to preserve the oceans, about how it’s important to save the whales and such.   I found myself laughing.  I said that the sun will become too hot to support life on the surface of the planet after a billion years.   After two the oceans are going to be boiled and eventually dry up.   After the sun turns into a red giant in another few billion years then world will be utterly destroyed, as it sinks into the enlarged sun.  Pretty much our entire solar system will be annihilated when that happens.   After another few billion years Andromeda, a nearby solar system like the Milky Way, is going to crash into us and merge with our solar system, probably destroying all the cosmos we’ve charted.   If we’re a space-race by this point we will probably be in great danger during this event.   Assuming we live we’ll start to see a lot of the stars die out and turn into black dwarfs, after an even longer period of time we’ll witness the universe tear itself apart thanks to the law of thermodynamics.   Energy will continue to burn as entropy increases.   The end result will be a universe that slowly over time uses up all it’s heat energy and begins to degenerate into a frozen wasteland of atomic soup.   The Universe’s continued expansion will result in space tearing itself apart as things decay further, after about a few trillion years, we’ll be in a cosmological dark age where even the supermassive black holes have died out.

Basically, in a long enough time line, we are cosmologically doomed. 

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Dawn of War

Throughout my life, it had always been difficult for me to grasp what was so compelling about tabletop strategy and RPG games.  I couldn’t seem to wrap my head around how fiddling with pencil and paper games and using your imagination would ever be preferable to an NES (or a NES, if you’re a retard and pronounce the console name “Ness”).  And now that I’ve discovered Warhammer 40,000… well, I pretty much skipped all of it anyway, because the Dawn of War series is on the PC.  Lulz.

Seriously, I never collected much of anything apart from Nintendo junk when I was under age 12, and from about 13 to 17, it was comic books.  I never seemed to be able to geek out properly, not in the sense of enjoying something like tabletop games or D&D.  I think the reason for that beyond their limitations in the area of graphics and sound, two big limitations when you’re a teenager, is that they were kind of boring.

That’s right, I said it.  Dungeons and Dragons bored the hell out of me, as did every other copycat RPG where you rolled dice and talked a lot.  No thanks, if I was going to be a loser, I was going to do it right and do it alone.  It was in 2007, however, that I discovered that one of those copycats went on to become something amazing:  Warhammer.

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Starship Rock 69 & 1/2 – Chapter 3

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Wayward Son

Dudelicious looked over the ship’s command room, truly impressive. Sexy women handling all the flight controls and armed guards at all the doors. A wide window panned around the room in a large circle. He was standing on the command deck with Rockbring. Rocker 69 was on his way to the infirmary, so he was not present. Rock Whore had already began to undress Nurse Kiki and continued to … do things… to her on the ship’s command console.

“So youse wanted to lay some info-mation on me?”

Rockbring pressed a button on the command console that was right next to Rock Whore’s CENSORED. An image came up, of one of them tentacles and all. “Dudelicious, we’ve been looking for you for some time. It seems you’ve attracted their attention. You’ve done smuggling jobs for a lot of my men and agents, and your combat prowess is impressive. You see the band is both a front and our focus. We pull jobs all across the galaxy in order to find the great rift.”

“The great rift doesn’t exist, ya dig. I’ve been chasin’ that wild goose fo the past five years o my life. I’m tellin’ you, there’s no hint not even a rumor of where it could be. If that’s your goal then youse is jus’ wastin’ my time.”

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Starship Rock 69 1/2 – Chapter One

Starship Rock 69 and a ½:

A Tale of Romance and Rock that Echoes Eternally

Throughout the Cosmos so Epically

it Could Only be Properly Represented by Having

the Book that Contains it Have the Most Impossibly

Lengthy Title in the History of Publications and

Quite Possibly the World, Though That is a Stretch as

There Might be a Longer Title Out There Somewhere.

I Mean There’s No Real Way to Know for Sure but

I Can Say That I am at Least 99% Certain

This is the Longest Title Ever; However,

Should That Lingering 1% of Uncertainty Become

A Reality I Would Hope That at Least this Title

Proudly Achieves Second Place for Longest Book

Title Ever, Though I would be Loathe to Lose as

Second Place is Merely the First to Lose. Therefore,

In the Event That a Longer Title is Discovered I would

Call Upon You, Dear Readers, to Buy Every Copy of

the Book with the Longest Title Ever and Burn it so

That I Alone Remain at the Apex of Title Lengthyness

By, Hopefully, a Wide Margin.

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Consider This

In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy’s country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a company entire than to destroy them. — Sun Tzu, The Art of War