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Fate

Mr. Repose — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:09:03 +0000

Last night my little brother was telling me that he had to attend a seminar about how it's important to preserve the oceans, about how it's important to save the whales and such. I found myself laughing. I said that the sun will become too hot to support life on the surface of the planet after a billion years. After two the oceans are going to be boiled and eventually dry up. After the sun turns into a red giant in another few billion years then world will be utterly destroyed, as it sinks into the enlarged sun. Pretty much our entire solar system will be annihilated when that happens. [...]

Dawn of War

The Warden — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:02:10 +0000

Throughout my life, it had always been difficult for me to grasp what was so compelling about tabletop strategy and RPG games. I couldn't seem to wrap my head around how fiddling with pencil and paper games and using your imagination would ever be preferable to an NES (or a NES, if you're a retard and pronounce the console name "Ness"). And now that I've discovered Warhammer 40,000... well, I pretty much skipped all of it anyway, because the Dawn of War series is on the PC. Lulz. [...]

Starship Rock 69 & 1/2 – Chapter 3

Mr. Repose — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:12:43 +0000

Wayward Son

Dudelicious looked over the ship’s command room, truly impressive. Sexy women handling all the flight controls and armed guards at all the doors. A wide window panned around the room in a large circle. He was standing on the [...]

Starship Rock 69 1/2 – Chapter One

Mr. Repose — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:55:56 +0000

Starship Rock 69 and a ½:

A Tale of Romance and Rock that Echoes Eternally

Throughout the Cosmos so Epically

it Could Only be Properly Represented by Having

the Book that Contains it Have the Most Impossibly

Lengthy Title in the History of Publications and

Quite Possibly the [...]